Tag: technology

Province Declares Itself Morally Incompatible With App, Will Communicate Via Vibes Going Forward

Fredericton, NB — The Province of New Brunswick has announced it will stop using Elon Musk’s social media platform X for routine government communications, after concluding that the app no longer aligns with the province’s values, its obligations, or the general vibe it’s trying to project right now. The decision was confirmed by Premier Susan Holt, who cited “harmful…
Viral Account ‘Libs of TikTok’ Accused of Terrible Crime: Quoting People Accurately

By Rusty McFacts — Political Analyst & Coffee Procurement Specialist Dateline: The Internet, 07:42 a.m. (EST, probably) A mysterious social-media account called Libs of TikTok has ignited nationwide outrage after committing the most unspeakable act known to the web: showing people their own posts. Sources confirm that millions are shaken. One influencer described the experience…

Province Declares Itself Morally Incompatible With App, Will Communicate Via Vibes Going Forward