Tag: writing
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Paul’s Pizza Review-Bombed After Displaying Wrong Sticker — Internet Declares “War on Dough”
By Cassie Plaidwell — Culture & Lifestyle Editor Airdrie, Alberta — Population: Offended In what experts are calling “a full-scale sauce emergency,” local restaurant Paul’s Pizza is under fire this week — not for undercooking, overcharging, or serving pineapple, but for committing the gravest sin of all: having an opinion. It all started when the…
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🗞️ Opinion: I Tried Fact-Checking the Internet. It Fought Back.
By Gordie Truthsmith — Fact-Checking Supervisor (Retired, Relapsed) I remember the day clearly: February 30th, 2019.I checked a fact. Just one.I thought, “How hard could it be?” Five years and twelve therapy sessions later, I still get night sweats whenever someone says “source?” in the comments. A Brave Return to Duty Management (by which I…
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Local Legend Accidentally Becomes Alberta’s Unofficial Premier After Late-Night Rant on Common Sense and Kids’ Education
By Buckley Tinfoil — Editor-in-Chief, Conspiracy & Forestry Affairs Calgary, AB — When most people go live at 2 a.m., they’re usually sleep-scrolling or regretting Taco Bell. But for Berta Proud Dad, it was just another night dropping truth bombs about parenting, politics, and the slow emotional collapse of Western civilization. Within hours, the clip…
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Study Finds Emotional Outrage 97% More Effective Than Science — Climate Activists Rejoice
By Buckley Tinfoil, Editor-in-Chief, Conspiracy & Forestry Affairs OTTAWA — Because Facts Just Don’t Cry Hard Enough In a groundbreaking revelation that surprised absolutely no one, a new study has confirmed what social media already knew: emotional outrage is 97% more effective than science when it comes to convincing people the planet is doomed. According…
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