Tag: food
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Local Pizza Joint Accidentally Enters Provincial Politics After Allowing Humans Inside
Airdrie, AB — A local pizza restaurant has reportedly become a key player in Alberta’s independence debate after committing the grave and unforgivable sin of allowing people to stand indoors while holding clipboards. Paul’s Pizza, a family-owned restaurant in Airdrie best known for pizza, drinks, and a Jeep parked outside, found itself at the centre…
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Paul’s Pizza Review-Bombed After Displaying Wrong Sticker — Internet Declares “War on Dough”
By Cassie Plaidwell — Culture & Lifestyle Editor Airdrie, Alberta — Population: Offended In what experts are calling “a full-scale sauce emergency,” local restaurant Paul’s Pizza is under fire this week — not for undercooking, overcharging, or serving pineapple, but for committing the gravest sin of all: having an opinion. It all started when the…
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