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  • Carney Braces for “Tea-and-Trade Talks” with China, Promises Maple Syrup Diplomacy

    By Buckley Tinfoil – Editor-in-Chief, Conspiracy & Forestry Affairs Ottawa — Coffee’s On, No Tariff Yet Prime Minister Carney announced today that he expects to soon meet senior Chinese leadership — possibly even Xi Jinping — during his upcoming Asia tour. He emphasized that the discussions will cover more than tariffs and canola; they’ll include a “much…