Buckley Tinfoil
Editor-in-Chief, Conspiracy & Forestry Affairs
Oversees all coverage related to government secrets, beaver rights, and general nonsense. Known for insisting all interns wear helmets during brainstorming.
Bev R. Dam
Senior Correspondent, Water Management & Wild Rumours
Leads investigative reporting on dams, scandals, and dam scandals.
Gordie Truthsmith
Fact-Checking Supervisor (Retired, Relapsed)
Once checked a fact in 2019. Hasn’t recovered since.
Cassie Plaidwell
Culture & Lifestyle Editor
Covers lumberjack couture, plaid psychology, and the ethical sourcing of maple syrup.
Rusty McFacts
Political Analyst & Coffee Procurement Specialist
Files two columns a week and spends the rest of the time explaining them.
Lana Logsden
Field Reporter, Wilderness Bureau
Broadcasts live from undisclosed forest locations using a rotary phone and pure determination.
Chip Mapleton
Tech & Economics Reporter
Writes about blockchain without knowing what it is. Believes 5G is a band.
Anne Tagonist
Opinion Columnist, Conflict Department
Specializes in strongly disagreeing with everyone, especially herself.
Sir Fuzzy
Mascot & Emotional Support Beaver
Chief morale officer. Recently promoted for biting the power cord during a meeting.
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