By Buckley Tinfoil — Editor-in-Chief, Conspiracy & Forestry Affairs
Calgary, AB — When most people go live at 2 a.m., they’re usually sleep-scrolling or regretting Taco Bell.
But for Berta Proud Dad, it was just another night dropping truth bombs about parenting, politics, and the slow emotional collapse of Western civilization.
Within hours, the clip had spread faster than a prairie fire at a pipeline protest.
By morning, thousands of Albertans had unofficially crowned him Premier of Common Sense — complete with digital oil-stained laurels and the unofficial slogan:
“If common sense were contagious, we’d call him Patient Zero.”
From Shop Floor to Shockwaves
A blue-collar father turned viral voice of reason, Berta Proud Dad’s rise has been anything but subtle.
His videos mix blunt honesty, working-class grit, and just enough caffeine to fuel a small rig crew.
He talks openly about mental health, personal responsibility, and the nonsense being pushed in schools under the label of ‘progress.’
Critics call him divisive.
Supporters call him refreshing.
And Ottawa calls him “probably a security risk with a podcast.”
“I’m Just Saying What Parents Are Thinking”
In one of his recent videos, he questioned why classrooms now teach more about emotional regulation than multiplication tables.
“I’m all for feelings,” he said, “but maybe we could start with a feeling of accomplishment — like finishing your homework.”
The statement reportedly sent shockwaves through certain education boards, with one administrator demanding a “more inclusive approach to arithmetic.”
The Man, The Myth, The Hoodie
Despite his growing following, Berta Proud Dad insists he’s no politician — just a dad with a mic and an opinion.
“I’m not against progress,” he told Fringe News. “I just don’t want to see the next generation taught that working hard, loving your country, and raising your kids right is outdated.”
His merch sales, however, suggest Alberta disagrees — proudly.
Sources close to him say the next clothing drop may feature the slogan:
“Too Logical for This Curriculum.”
The Final Word
Whether you love him, hate him, or just tune in to hear a grown man yell at the clouds with purpose, there’s no denying Berta Proud Dad has tapped into something real:
a voice for parents who feel drowned out by committees, consultants, and hashtags.
As one fan put it:
“He’s not the hero we asked for — but he’s the one who reminds us to get to work on time.”
Fringe News — Unfiltered. Unfunded. Unapologetic.
Reporting proudly from the edge of reason — and one scroll away from another Berta Proud Dad truth bomb.
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